meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Liquid Mountaineering

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.

Yo Jesus, wanna go Liquid Mountaineering?

by jigabooplz May 16, 2010

MountainSexual

Similar to metrosexual but one who lives in the mountains or otherwise pursues the outdoors adventure lifestyle. Kind of a cleaned-up granola, a Woodsy GQ kinda guy with a splash of bohemian. Knows that he doesn't have to look or smell like a dirtbag to enjoy climbing, hiking, cycling, skiing (all forms), snowshoeing, etc. Probably reads Men's Journal, Outside, Outside's Go, National Geographic Adventure, even Wallpaper* and Dwell. Brands: Patagonia, Keen, Kuhl, The North Face, Mountain Hardwear, Marmot, Mountain Khakis. Strong environmental ethic. Drives a well-maintained truck, performance SUV, or cross-over when absolutely necessary but walks or rides a bicycle whenever possible. Works out gym but primarily to be in shape for outdoor pursuits. Shuns chain stores and shops in outdoor specialty stores such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

"For such an outdoorsy guy, that dude sure has great style."

"Yeah, he's a veritable MountainSexual!"

by da Chetster January 24, 2009

Slurpie Mountaineers

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.

Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008

Mountaineered

When an underdog completely destroys the expected winner such as the Mountaineers did to Clemson in 2012.

Mountaineers vs Clemson in 2012: Clemson got Mountaineered 70 to 33.

by Sorry Clemson January 10, 2012

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

by bigmachini June 23, 2010