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mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!
SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.
by Mahmhn May 24, 2009
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Morningnoon

Morningnoon is the time between 11:30 and noon.
Good morningnoon Mr Radley, I have the papers you wanted
by DanielDankMemes December 11, 2016
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morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."
by Dragon1037 October 15, 2008
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Morningness

Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.
Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"
Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"
Bob: "Damn Right"
by Aberman October 12, 2008
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morninoonight

refering to any time of the current day. It is a mix of the words morning, noon, and night, usually used to answer of question of what time you will be somewhere. Used sometimes in Subway ads.
You: I can't wait for the party.
Friend: What time is the party?
You: It's morninoonight.
by HungyNinjaHippo October 31, 2010
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Morninging

Getting up early in the morning and doing morning stuff
I'm not very good at morninging before my first cup of coffee
by Fyrest@rteR September 12, 2018
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morningo

A unique way to greet your co-workers! So unique that it's been copyrighted!
Ionu: Morning!
Raul: Morning!
Tomasz: Morningo®!
by asdfjklboom March 5, 2019
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