moon pie

a sex act consisting of a man jerking off , catching the load in his hand and having the woman kneel before him and lick the cum from his hand

i gave her the moon pie

by grendle September 26, 2007

moon pie

when some one with long hair gets their head shaven with a mach 3, they can be called moon pie

"hey look at that ass, hes gone from a long haired bas to a moon pie"

"hey moon pie"

by la la January 29, 2005

Moon Pie

Sex act containing a woman (who has lost a conciderable amount of weight quickly so her skin is loose) Whilst having her pussy eaten the vagina and the Ass hole are squeezed together as to make it possible to get them both in the eaters mouth at the same time.

Guy#1 - Dude I totally fucked jessica last night!

Guy#2 - You mean the fat chick?

Guy#1 - No, she lost alot of weight dude...I gave her a moon pie!

Guy#2 - Wow. Starfish and the kitty in your mouth at the same time, way to go bro!

by Shawn_juan October 16, 2008

Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020