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moon pie

When someone takes a dump on someone's property (car, front lawn, etc.). It is an add on to the word "moon", which refers to exposing one's rear end. The pie aspect is the product of the exposed rear end.
Go moon pie that guys front lawn.
by Daryn June 25, 2005
mugGet the moon piemug.

moon pie

a sex act consisting of a man jerking off , catching the load in his hand and having the woman kneel before him and lick the cum from his hand
by grendle September 26, 2007
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Moon Pie high

A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.
A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.
by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020
mugGet the Moon Pie highmug.

moon pie high

A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.
Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!
by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005
mugGet the moon pie highmug.

Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.
Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!
by AeroEnzo December 12, 2021
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Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!
The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies
by OG WEASEL May 13, 2018
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moon pie

when some one with long hair gets their head shaven with a mach 3, they can be called moon pie
"hey look at that ass, hes gone from a long haired bas to a moon pie"

"hey moon pie"
by la la January 29, 2005
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