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mooky eggs

Grant just said he would suck kobe? He's MOOKY EGGS
mooky eggs by iso dex September 19, 2017

mooky pie 

Excrement usually discharged from an anus.
Poop.
Frank is in the bathroom making a mooky pie.
mooky pie by Bandybandybandy May 19, 2018

mooky-woonk 

A phrase used to describe the act of coitis to a child

Pronunciation: Moon-key Woo-nk
“Dad why is the lady in the next room making all that noise” — “don’t worry about it kid…that’s the sound of Mooky-woonk”
mooky-woonk by DickmeatJenkins February 2, 2023

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Moony Toast 

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.