monosexual

Zack got a boner by looking at his own asshole and then proceeded to masturbanate because he's a monosexual.

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A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.

"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".

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Monosexual

Someone who doesn't date but has a very active masterbation life

I do not date because I am a dedicated monosexual!

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A state of being where you'd rather masturbate than put up with someone else.

I can't get no love from the ladies, so I became monosexual.

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Monobrow man/women that loves the monobrow,never will let it go.

P1 is such a monosexual ....

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she is monosexual she is of one sex!

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That momosexual ate the brisket like it was a piece of cake.

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