Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.

Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!

by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Butt Monkey

A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.

Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'

by SSM12 September 28, 2012