momment

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

by cmkropp October 23, 2011

momment

When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.

Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe.
Steph: Dude, that's lame.

by JayEllJayToo September 2, 2009

Mombert

American Idol Season 8 contestant, Adam Lambert's, mother. Most fans call Adam's mother -Leila Lambert- this.

Person 1: -sees Leila- OMG IT'S MOMBERT!!!1!

by This is my username March 26, 2010

mommery

A beautiful girl who is the prettiest of them all. And doesn't put up with anyone's shit. She's perfect in every way and steals every guys heart. She may seem innocent but she really isn't.

Did you see Mommery over there?! She looks amazing. But i wouldn't have any chance with her.

by AidanIsTheBest July 27, 2016

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

mommer bomber

A woman who shoots explosive fetuses

Your girlfriend is such a mommer bomber

by PlayerBo55 April 4, 2019

momment

you spelt moment wrong

Joe: bro that’s a cringe momment
obamba: *moment
Joe: *dies of minor grammar mistake*

by i don’t have hulu August 16, 2021