Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Molony fail

One step worse than an epic fail.

Person 1:Yo that was an epic fail
Person 2: No, that was a Molony fail

by amszl February 18, 2009

moroney

A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.

Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.

by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017

Anne-marie maloney

An extremely overweight irish lady, most commonly found in the midlands of ireland offaly, westmeath, a typical day in the life of an ann-marie would start in the fridge and end the day in the fridge

Leave of them chips or you’ll become an anne-marie maloney before you know it

by Anne-marie maloney May 10, 2020

mooney

a highly sexy person who is very attractive and can get any girl, someone whos very smart and nice and very funny too. also has a nicely sized penis.

I dream of being a mooney one day

by Reed sonrah December 25, 2017

Seb mooney

Seb mooney is the one u look up to and think “wow I wish I was a seb mooney” they will always give u a lovely mooney and comfort you at your darkest hours

Tim-is that a seb mooney
Tom-I believe it is

Tim-damn I wanna be a seb mooney

by XXXclapped January 21, 2019

Mooney

The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.

Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."

by Michael O'Neill December 15, 2008