Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone

Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower

by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016

Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018

Mysty Shit

(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of shit. So dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) A hazy uncertain future

John just took a mysty shit in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and I can hardly breathe.

Demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. He is in some mysty shit.

by Crotcheola March 22, 2011

musty sweets

The scent of girls' farts and/or girls' farts.

All girls have musty sweets. That was totally a musty sweet. My farts are the definition of musty sweets today. They do smell musty and sweet! Musty sweets! Perfect!

by drksassily December 17, 2010

Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

mista spot

A small square or triangular clump of hair found growing beneath the bottom lip of a man who is otherwise clean-shaven. The appearance is that he "missed a spot" with his razor.

You look like a child molester with that mista spot.

by professor1942 May 17, 2011