millhouse

to spill whiskey on electronic devices

"his ipod got millhoused at the hotey."

"careful with that drink! you're gonna millhouse your game cube."

by mulberrysdream May 11, 2008

milhouse lan

A "Local area network" Party generally with under 4 participants...
Oppose to a normal lan party with upto 300 at times...

4 Computers on a Local Area Network... the lights go blinky blink... your thumbs go fiddle diddle... and you have lots of fun.

by Gamespy.com July 25, 2004

Milhouse

A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.

Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.

Example 1:

Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."

Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."

Example 2:

Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."

Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."

Example 3:

Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."

Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"

by IEATRICE December 20, 2008

milhouse

someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo

cd is being such a milhouse today

by harold hunter September 22, 2005

milhouse

MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness

girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!

by Britt January 2, 2004

Milhouse

an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.

'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'

by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008

Coming Up Millhouse

Having a bad, or humiliating experience turn in your favor.

I was thrown out of the party but found a stashed bottle of booze. Coming up Millhouse!

by Rebel Falcon June 12, 2019