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the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.
Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
by King Torch January 2, 2016
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rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices
I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred
by Strip$ January 19, 2016
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Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs
Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023
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Mildred Ratched

Literally became a gaycon ever since Ratched (on Netflix) came out this year and we heard news Sarah Paulson was playing her. Pretty much lady macbeth but a lesbian? Although now you think about it... she's also a crazy bitch who gets upset when you eat her peach.
Person 1: Hey, do you know who Mildred Ratched is?
Person 2: Think so. That girl from "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest", right?
Person 1: Well, kind of.
Person 3: Why the fuck did you ask?
by winchester-uris September 30, 2020
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Mildred rawlinson

A spazmoid who dad is jake Paul and has a twin called Simon who got sloppy seconds and is jaeden leiberheber's g
by Riceaveryle October 3, 2017
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pork it mildred

It means to step on a gas peddle and floor it.
When you driving in a car with someone. You want them to hurry up and go fast. You yell PORK IT MILDRED!
by ITALIAN July 28, 2012
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tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy
Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!
by badbreth May 10, 2023
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