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Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.
We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.
by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022
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Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.
Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!
by be_ek April 21, 2009
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midwest fisherman

The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!
I was about to cum so I gave her the Midwest fisherman and motor boated as loud as I could!
by Irish Duece March 24, 2009
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Midwest

Where it's at.
No plastic west-coasters, and no snobby east-coasters.
In other words, the best kept secret in America.

Home of
deep-dish pizza,
motown music,
cheese,
friendly faces,
a bangin' theatre scene,
corn,
the gateway to the west,
affordable living,
and a hell of a lot of lakes.
life's the best in the the midwest...
M!DW3$+ 4 £YF3
by Lars Honeytoast March 11, 2009
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midwestern

considered a different breed on the west coast. the good: they're nice outgoing people with morals. the bad: they'r nice outgoing people with morals.
rob is quirky and yippyskippy because he is midwestern.
by 75firebird September 20, 2008
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midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)
It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?
by Evan January 18, 2004
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Midwest

A region of the United States. Most people that haven't been there are, of course, the ones that know nothing about the Midwest, and label it as a place filled with Rednecks and farmland. What people really need to realize is that the Midwest has far more to offer than just farmland and rednecks. There are large Asian, Black, and Latino populations here. Made up of twelve states: 1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states: Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas, and Missouri.

Chicago, Illinois - The REAL second city, although it's the third largest city in the United States, and has the second largest downtown, only behind Midtown Manhattan. Very much diverse.
Detroit - Notorious for being one of the most dangerous cities in the US, many suburban areas are ritzy, including Troy, home of the Somerset Collection.
Indianapolis - The third largest city in the midwest. It's the second largest capital city in the US, and it's population is expected to keep on rising. Although a lot of the homes are older, there are newer subdivisions, including homes in Meridian Hills, which houses some of Indiana's most wealthy.
There's also St. Louis, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Columbus, Milwaukee, and many more.
So what if there is a lot of farmland?! The Midwest has some of the richest soil in the world. So before you go and say "Who wants to go to the midwest? There's like, nothing there." Actually take some time out of your "busy" day and see what you're actually talking about. kthx!
Chicago has no farmland. And it's in the Midwest. Like, omg.
by Donovann November 8, 2006
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