fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

by sw8rkid July 7, 2009

middleware

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge

Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware

by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016

Middlecare

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.

"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"

by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021