Midland

Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.

P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....

"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"

by Scottytown September 6, 2007

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midrangesniper

Everyone's worst nightmare, the most highly skilled warriors in the universe. The qualifications to become one are so high that there are rumored to be only two or three midrangesnipers in existence. A midrangesniper is capable of annihilating any enemy known to man, but the midrangesniper's main enemy are the Servants of Nubcore, or, nubcoreservants.

**Playing Battlefield 2142**

ShiTz0r_21: OmG ShiT DoOd ThAt midrangesniper GuY JuSt DeFeatEd OuuR EnTiRe TiTan DeFenSe AnD BleW OuR Core... On his OwN!11!!!! ZoMfG1!!

l33t-Sniper_67: Yeah he does that every map... **yawn**

goonslayer: i'm inbred

ShiTz0r_21: LoL

by Midrangesniper #1 January 15, 2007

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Midian

Midian is Chapter 5 in Cradle of Filths Legacy. Their best album besides Nymphetamine. Buy them both. This definition will lead you to the path of grace ;-) Cradle Of Filth

Go to this link ^

Cof fan: Cof is the shit man!
Cof Hater: No fucking way, they suck ass!
Cof fan: WHAT?!? Come here bitch, im ganna stretch your face off your fucking skull!

by Randy Newcomb May 13, 2005

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Midland Park

A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.

Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!

Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.

Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!

Midland Park owns!

by KingKoopa1226 September 10, 2006

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Midland, Mi

A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.

Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!

by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017

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