melk

melk : (m-e-e-l-c-k) is something you say when you preferably don't know what to speak and would not like to, or something you may say when you are bored. =definition of melk

i dont melk

by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 11, 2021

Melk

Semen.

Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?

Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.

by GrossAssTurnip September 1, 2021

Melk

expired milk

person 1: hey bro why you got melk on your fridge?
person 2: i forgot to throw it away

by samurai sunky October 17, 2023

Melk

When you and a friend are munting the person on top is jelking

Yo bro, want to go MELK at graveyard

by anonymous March 31, 2024

melk

elk milk = melk

YO mama can I have some melk?

by spatosmg January 28, 2017

Melk

The way that ignorant and poorly informed individuals pronounce the word "milk".

Son~"can you pass the melk
Mom~"you're retarded"

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Melk

Melk: Short for the name "Malcolm" "Malecum". Those with this name have an intense affinity for furniture appliances

Marshall: Melk, please do not sit on my couch.
Melk: But... I love her

by THEYtookMYSHOES December 1, 2015