Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.

There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.

by SammyNyc July 11, 2009

moral majority

An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".

The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".

by Lengsel January 4, 2008

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

Myjority

When the majority of your friends want to do something and yet the minority idea, due to circumstances beyond control, is the idea that wins out.

3 friends: Let's go get some Indian food.
1 friend: I want Olive Garden.
3 friends: But there is more of us that hate Olive Garden.
1 friend: Yes but I'm driving so I have the myjority.

by Fabulist April 4, 2008

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019

Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.

In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.

by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023

Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004