Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

soc-med

an abbreviation of "social media".

since people these days have very little time for grammar or punctuation, I decided to shorten the term social media to soc-med; and btw, be careful what types of pictures you put up on soc-med anyways

by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016

spent med

A spent med is used tampon found in an inappropriate public place.

There seems to be a big problem with spent meds in the carpark again?

by Cock Neck July 30, 2012

soc-med

an abbreviation of "social media".

since people these days have very little time for grammar or punctuation, I decided to shorten the term social media to soc-med; and btw, be careful what types of pictures you put up on said soc-med.

by Uncle Dimma February 27, 2015

Stryka moln med fjäder

This expression describes the futile attempt to achieve something grand or ambitious with inadequate or unrealistic resources. The imagery of trying to "brush clouds," which represents a vast and lofty goal, with a "feather," an object too delicate and ineffective for such a task, highlights the impracticality and likely failure of the endeavor. It suggests that the tools or methods being used are far too weak or insufficient to accomplish the desired outcome, making the effort almost absurd in its lack of feasibility. The saying translated to english roughly means "brushing clouds with a feather"-Ulf Skönberg

Context: Two colleagues, Anna and Mark, are discussing Mark's plan to revamp the entire company's software system with a very limited budget.

Anna: "So, you really think you can overhaul the entire software system with just that small budget?"

Mark: "I know it’s tight, but I think we can manage if we cut a few corners."

Anna: "Mark, that sounds like trying to "brush clouds with a feather". The budget just isn’t enough for something this big."

Mark: sighs "You’re probably right. I guess I need to either scale back the project or push for more funding."

Anna: "Exactly. With the right tools and resources, you can achieve a lot more. But with what you have now, it’s going to be a struggle."

Sammanhang: Två kollegor, Anna och Mark, diskuterar Marks plan att förnya hela företagets mjukvarusystem med en mycket begränsad budget.

Anna: "Så, du tror verkligen att du kan se över hela mjukvarusystemet med bara den lilla budgeten?"

Mark: "Jag vet att det är tight, men jag tror att vi kan klara oss om vi skär några hörn."

Anna: "Mark, det låter som att försöka "stryka moln med fjäder". Budgeten räcker helt enkelt inte till något så här stort."

Mark: suckar "Du har förmodligen rätt. Jag antar att jag måste antingen minska projektet eller driva på för mer finansiering."

Anna: "Precis. Med rätt verktyg och resurser kan du uppnå mycket mer. Men med det du har nu kommer det att bli en kamp."

by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 13, 2024

Medsyd

UWO’s oldest, most beautiful and magical residence. Medway Sydenham Hall is the home to the most spirited, most dynamic and most dedicated group of individuals on campus. We make leaders, never followers. Where tradition, passion, honour and unity are formed.

Sophs: We are the legendary medsyd hall.
Frosh: FIRE IT UP!

by swiffsauce December 30, 2011

Off my Meds

An explanation for unusual behavior, ie forgetting appointments, falling asleep in the middle of the day, lack of energy. Stopping prescribed medication can lead to strange changes in behavior...

Hey, where were you this morning??

Sorry, stopped taking the ritalin last week and I can never seem to wake up; I am a different guy Off my Meds

by IrishMike February 22, 2008