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An insignificant town in north central oklahoma. The whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. Animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn't much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant.
Man 1- Hey dude I saw a sign on I-35 for Marland, but when I went down that road all I saw was a goat and a man.

Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.
Marland by Micky356 December 8, 2010
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McFarland’d 

Losing a massive amount of money to something or someone, with the assumption of getting it back. Used in reference to Billy McFarland stealing from investors for the Fyre Festival.
*Loses $100,000 on a dead end investment*

“I got McFarland’d again, the music festival on Riker’s Island didn’t work out.”
McFarland’d by Puddddinnnnnn February 7, 2019
a whiney kid who gets salty when loses in fortnite
oh look there's a crippled rat! ''no that's just mcfarland''
mcfarland by gravity56 October 10, 2020

McFarlandism

To have an Asian woman fetish, or be attracted to Asian woman.
Friend: yo I just got back from the doctor

Me: what happened

Friend: I got diagnosed with McFarlandism
McFarlandism by BigAlskates January 25, 2022

marlandria 

I want my dick sucked by marlandria
marlandria by RAMDONNN BORED WHORE November 22, 2021
Marland is very kind and sweet when he wants to be. HOWEVER, he can be very two-faced and secretive. Marlands are known for being very player. They can be the best thing that’s ever happened to you or they will completely ruin your life.
Person 1: Marland is the best thing in my life right now!

Person 2: Marland played me!
Marland by holdemorty November 24, 2021

James McFarlane 

That guy must be called James McFarlane as he is sexy as fuck.