maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music
Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent
by Novoslosopiate December 23, 2003
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maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
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James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
James Maynard Keenan is a genius
by Cartmaniac August 06, 2009
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