A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.
by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003
Get the Kobayashi Marumug. A ship run by evil Japanese savages used to kill innocent whales for the fun of it.
The crew on the ship tell major lies that calls their actions "research", and they act like a bunch of cry babis when the noble Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherds give the Japanese whaler what they deserve.
The crew on the ship tell major lies that calls their actions "research", and they act like a bunch of cry babis when the noble Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherds give the Japanese whaler what they deserve.
The Japanese crew of the Yushin Maru is so damn stupid, Obama should have the USAF take that ship out.
by Danny Duignan from Facebook November 4, 2009
Get the Yushin Marumug. A demonic king of the 14th Pit of Hell. He is a Vessel that holds a Deity names Roubi. Eijiro is also the one to save us all from total annihilation.
by That-one-bish October 17, 2018
Get the Eijiro Marumug. by rhaps0dy August 8, 2004
Get the badtz-marumug. The USS Kobayashi Maru was a Class 3 neutronic fuel carrier. It is a fictional starship in the fictional Star Trek franchise.
"This is the Kobayashi Maru, nineteen periods out of Altair VI. We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power..."
by Jktine May 16, 2009
Get the Kobayashi Marumug. The no-win scenario in which anal sex is suggested with your partner. Specifically:
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
So I tried the Backdoor Maru with my girlfriend.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009
Get the Backdoor Marumug. MARU NYC LIKE GRAHHH, a n*gga that’s about to break his legs if he keep getting sturdy like it’s life or death ☠️🌟
by MARU NYC January 24, 2023
Get the Maru Nycmug.