Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average
dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet
soup, then what happened was bizarre
Scientist
On the way to Martha'
s stomach, the
letters lost their
way. They traveled to her brain and now-
Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always
right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there
Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes
wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That
dog's unique
Testing, one
two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!