marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

marieva

First of all marieva is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She's a very outgoing/energetic person, ans is always up for a new challenge or adventure. She's very social and kind, so if you're ever alone at a party, she'll be the first person to take you under their wing. Sweetie loves music, and would never pass up an opportunity to dance. She also loves being well. She is very popular and it's almost impossible not to ove her, unless you're very jealous. She's the kind of friend that makes your day, and makes you laugh or smile every time you think about her. Most importantly, she is so beautiful inside and out ❤️ periooddddd

Person 1: that marieva girl is awesome. I wish i was her friend
Person 2: don't we all

by Honeybear 🍯✨ September 23, 2019

Marietta

Marietta is a GORGEOUS girl. She is the prettiest person you will ever meet in the world. Every guy wants to date her. She usually has a dark complexion, dark hair and beautiful dark big eyes. You will be so lucky to ever meet a Marietta. Cherish her for life if you know one. She is also one of the most hilarious people you will ever meet in your life. She attracts everyone with her beautiful looks and great personality. She is super kind and sweet. Most Marietta's are not spoiled but when they are you can't tell because they are so generous and caring and don't brag much. Marietta's are super talented with singing, dancing, artwork, and very athletic. All guys want to marry her and all girls want to be her. EVERYONE loves her especially little kids and adults. She is very polite and sometimes shy around others but around her friends she is very outrageous.

Girl 1: Woah she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Girl 2: Yeah! I wish I was her!
Boy 1: I wanna date her!

Boy 2: Yeah her name is Marietta
Girl 1 and 2: Of course it is!

by everyonelovesme8304 October 28, 2012

Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

They love marita to come to the 🥳

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

marital arts

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018

Mariea

Sweet, smart, more than meets the eye. Very loyal and caring, very giving of herself and always wanting to be a help.

Tends to be very attractive to the eyes and the mind. She is intriguing and rare.

That's Mariea, she's a great girl.

by Chicken man Little December 25, 2016

Marita

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

by avenoir April 28, 2017