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mariska hargitay 

The hot detective in Law and Order: SVU who so totally has to make out with Elliot Stabler. OMG ORGASM IN THE PANTS!
That woman, Mariska Hargitay, is the reason I buy vaseline monthly at the local drug store.
mariska hargitay by Natalie Portman February 10, 2005
To write "Mariska" on an online chat, or in an text to someone, then deny it until he/she loses her mind by keep saying the word every other day or so.
John says: Mariska
Peter says: Huh?
John says: What?
Peter says: Whats Mariska?
John says: What are you talking about?
Mariska by Bardi September 1, 2009

marisella 

Marisella is my best friend!
marisella by 69,420 June 4, 2018
An amazing person. You may love or hate her honesty, but you end up at least appreciating it. She works hard, easily makes friends, is kind, and smart. Others opinions of her will never change who she is. She keeps it 100% real at all times! She is always there for you. A true friend.
With Marieka, what you see is what you get.
Marieka by Navychic November 24, 2021

MarieKnife 

The alternative view to MarieKnife, also known as Forg, Ollie, or Aphrogdite. Marieknife is the enemy. Either I'm insane or they're a cognito hazard made by the Irish to boost their reputation. Either way I'm jealous. THEY GET TO BE MORE SANE THAN ME OR HAVE POWERS! EITHER WAY THEY BEAT ME AND THAT CANNOT HAPPEN. They are also Irish and legally (not) my parent and I refuse to accept that.
Person X: MarieKnife sucks!
Person J: I will murder you.
MarieKnife: *mind control*
Person X: Hail the Irish!

Person R: Holy shit... MARIEKNIFE IS IRISH!? *angery lad being angery*
MarieKnife: Ron go home.
MarieKnife by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
The most amazing girl ever to be put on this earth,The One has the best smile,The one That Loves british men but then hate their guts after. The One Who is french. The one who shoves bannas downs there throats. the one who has no life..oovoo until 4am
This girl marieka is new to our math class
Marieka by MariekaMyFreaka May 31, 2011