A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.
Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.
Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.
by LiverLover December 28, 2004
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Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.
A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...
Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.
A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...
A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!
by LiverLover March 3, 2005
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beast in the sack, left to be specific, and loves the ladies.
Also can be defined as Jacobi, Jacobra, and Obi-Wan-Jacobi.
beast in the sack, left to be specific, and loves the ladies.
Also can be defined as Jacobi, Jacobra, and Obi-Wan-Jacobi.
Yo' Mancobra
by MAncobra February 24, 2010
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Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.
Dude 2: Just one?
Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.
Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.
Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?
Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
Dude 2: Just one?
Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.
Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.
Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?
Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
by Jock Walt September 24, 2011
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Get the Mancursion mug.John is a passionate Mancuniphile.
by umwp October 25, 2011
Get the Mancuniphile mug.Mythical scottish creature that looks ferretlike in appearance but sports human toenails as fangs. Has a scream that sounds like a barbary ape commonly heard at dawn. Articulated nose with flaps that are used for smooting out the surface of its den. Its den can usually be found next to a scottish burn and is made from moss, fern and discarded industrial waste. Its feet are sandwhich like in appearance.
Oh jings mankubus has been raking in the industrial bins again and has remenants of the friars cheese collection on his articulated nose.
by Dr Oetker December 26, 2014
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