go make me a sandwich

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

by White Sox Rule June 05, 2004

Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011

make your own sandwich

Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc

Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?

by backoftheface October 16, 2010

Shut up and make me a sandwich

Something that has me on my knees in an instant.

Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...

What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?

This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.

"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."

by Kiwi!! :3 <3 December 12, 2021

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

by hannah:)1738 October 01, 2011

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

by thefajita September 07, 2015

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker February 10, 2012