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Macrophile 

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.
He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.
Macrophile by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009

Macrophile 

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.
Macrophile by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Mycophiliac 

One who has an abnormal obsession, or sexual attraction to mycobacterium. Usually this person is a microbiologist or biochemistry major in college.
Don't let Phil touch the mycobacteria again, he is a mycophiliac.
Mycophiliac by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009

Mecrophilia 

people who get high on devils lettuce and want some Asian buns roasted(steamed) pronto
i totally want to do mecrophilia tonight
Mecrophilia by mr. handle January 2, 2019

Maprophiliac

A Maprophiliac is person a with sexual fetish or fantasy involving an attraction to maps, atlases, nautical charts, and satellite imagery.
Did you see HOI got a new DLC. Man when Jake sees that he's gonna bust the biggest nut. He's such a Maprophiliac.
Maprophiliac by MysticLegend March 24, 2026

Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.
According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?
Metrophiliac by @dhuvy February 10, 2014