by KFSTIMY July 13, 2012
Get the that really grinds my maple leafs mug.Person 1: ugh, I hate when there's giant lines at the bathrooms here
Person 2: yeah, that really censors my hentai.
Person 2: yeah, that really censors my hentai.
by Ms. Nope September 4, 2017
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My real
• my real name?
• on my real shit
• Your reality is not my reality
• UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON
• i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's
• testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
• Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
• my first real crush was louis tomlinson
• For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!
by smeedlle March 7, 2019
Get the you know what really tumbles my tambourine mug.A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own. mug.Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.
"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
by HALIAETUS February 16, 2022
Get the You know what really breaks my chip? mug.a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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