My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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my boyfriend

the most amazing, caring person you will ever meet, and hes the only person ive ever loved and i will never love anyone more than i love him
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My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(
Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
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My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
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my boyfriend

i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails
someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!

someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
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my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating
by BeesAre_Superior March 07, 2022
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