Mushookies

A magical combination of Elf's cookies and Dwarf's Mushrooms.

'Mushookies!"

"They taste like my cat!"

'They taste like everybody's cat!"

by DandiAndi June 19, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

trenton missouri

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.

Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.

by Esquire III October 15, 2017

Mussolini

Viva il duce porcodio, il bambino col pigiama a righe è un film fantasy

Io sembro Mussolini, perche io, perché io sono troppo lini.

by Abletro Dlelia November 21, 2021

missouri wheelbarrow

When a woman plows a dude in the ass while holding his legs and he walks across the room on his hands.

Candice wad thrilled when her husband requested a missouri wheelbarrow on valentines day.

Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.

After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .

by McBiscuit10 February 14, 2015

missog

derived from old London slang fissog facenow transposed into
Missog miserable face

"dont be such a Missog"

by peter whitton November 4, 2007

Missouri Pretty

Some teeth, a couple of kids, old trailer, rusty Jeep, fading tattoos, two pack a day habit, 38 hour a week job, lives in sweat pants, almost graduated high school, and is ready for another try at rehab.

“I got sooooooo hammered last night I made a pass at Brandi the Beast.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”

by boonviller December 10, 2021