by TBS_King🥱💨⛽️ May 1, 2022

by Ssapasaps May 1, 2024

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
by James_2000 May 2, 2024

A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3
Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!
Person 2: No way!
by bea <3 August 9, 2022

by SiSierra May 2, 2022

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023
