Matty

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

by Charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 20, 2009

Matty

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

by Gem_H April 20, 2008

Matty

A strange weird girl who is in love with a sean. She wears chinchilla shoes and secretely lives her life as a lesbian.
O and she laughs like a witch.

"That girl could not stop texting that boy. She was pulling a matty."

by Katie Stots May 29, 2008

Matty

A very kind and shy boy. Some people like him and don’t like him. He will break girls heart and have a girlfriend each week. You’ll never get over him and will still fall for him. He will still flirt with you even if he has a girlfriend but you would still like him. Over all he is confusing but likeable.

“Oh remember when you dated matty?” “ Yeah , haha i still like him though”
“That Matty gets all the girls but he’s so shy to do anything.”

“ You and Matty where such a good couple what happened?” “ Oh he fell for another girl and broke my heart!”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

Matty

The big idiot in the back that falls down starirs and hit that butterscotch babe

Matty get yo ass down here

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Matty

Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women

EWWW MATTY IS UGLY

EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY

by juli rose December 13, 2018

Matty

This guy is an absolute cunt. people called Matty are normally into music or art and think they are the bee's knees but are actually just depending on an ok voice or hand (in the case of art) to be helped massively by the editor or teacher and then think that they did it all.

this person also likes to boss people around and expect to be listened to even though they show literally no respect to anyone at all. he is also a hypercritical fagot who is fucking obese and smokes like a fucking bus and destroys families that he is in.

Person 1: Awwww I love the Edwards they are the ideal family

Person 2: yeah I tots agree shames about the fucking matty they have right.

Person 1: yeah he is a CUNT.

by Ivorross128 April 17, 2020