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Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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Whoa Look at the chick!

Thats not a chick its a dude!

No way... MAN BOOBS!!!!
by Dreaaa:) August 6, 2011
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a person who enjoys to tease women with his abnormally large breasts.
1.katie price: look owen trumans got bigger tits than i do!
2. look he has titties like a woman.(man boobs)
by connor tlee January 1, 2013
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fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.
jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮
by kolb January 12, 2020
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fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.
jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮
by kolb January 12, 2020
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by losdueo October 2, 2020
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fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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