M.M.I.L.F.

Unlike the Abbriviation for Milf (Mom I'd LIke to F***) MMILF means Married Man I'd Like to Fondle

Todd: Hey M.M.I.L.F.
Joe: Don't call me that

by JIMSOAWESOME August 3, 2011

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003

S.M.I.L.F

A Sheeps mother I'd like to fuck. S.M.I.L.F

Arghhh, I saw Welshy's sheeps mom, I'd love to fuck that now!

What a sexy S.M.I.L.F she is!

by RD25 and 30+ sheeps in a field July 3, 2008

M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.

Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.

by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006

M.I.L.F

Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard

Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.

by Tortuga July 1, 2004

m.i.l.f

Mother Is Looking Fine

Hey man, look at that M.I.L.F. by the pool.

by Sigman July 9, 2006