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lootwhore

noun

A person who is bent on acquiring a lot of items (loot)in a MMORPG. Usually carries a pejorative tone, implying that the person in question is egoistically and unrationally focused on his/her gear, but can be used as a compliment of sorts for the hardcore, gear-obessive players.
A: "Man, I wish I had that 'Fur-covered Aegismastershield of Linkzor the Elfman', would really own for my paladin"
B: "Dude, you only just got your 'Chromatically Tempered Greatsword' yesterday, don't be a lootwhore"
by Bahaz June 29, 2006
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Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.
I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.
by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010
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Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
by laurajade March 18, 2015
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loophole

"No we don't have to wait in line....we know the guy at the gate! Loophole!!!"
by butterflyprincess26 January 23, 2015
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lootwhore

A player of an MMORPG, usually between the age of 15 and 18 years old, who will attempt to loot any and every item that drops from a raid boss. A seasoned lootwhore will also compliment their lootwhorish ways with rediculous justifications to explain why the fifty other swords they looted this week aren't as good as this fifty-first one.
Sokkou, the rogue from Drama, is notorious for being a piece of shit lootwhore. He also dates his sister.
by MaximusMg June 7, 2007
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poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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loopholing

The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.
Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.

"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."

"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."
by Lais May 31, 2006
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