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Halliburton loophole

1)A maneuver involving at least three parties. The first party has a mainly passive role. The second stands in a position of trust and whispers “sweet nothings” to the first party. The second party can be described as a sort of wingman, but has a more active role in the subduing of the first party. As the first party grows submissive, the third party, or “Dick”, slips it in without the knowledge of the first party. When the first party catches on to what is happening, the second party makes sure that the first party swallows it all. This maneuver is a gateway to unsafe drilling.

2)The loophole was most famously executed in 2005 in an excursion officially titled the “Energy Policy Act of 2005”. In this example the first role was assumed by the American people, the second by the United States congress, and the third by then Vice President Richard Cheney. The subsequent drilling has led to undesirable leakages
This rampant, unprotected drilling of the heartland is breaking America's heartland. I wish I knew what came over me before the Halliburton loophole got it under me.
by HellcowTUU June 25, 2010
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Croatian loofah

The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin
Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection
by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 8, 2016
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the loophole

Fucking your christian girlfriend in the ass because she wants to stay a vaginal virgin until marriage.
"Lacy and I fucked for hours but I had to use the loophole"
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Loonah

Loonah describes someone who is somewhat on the edge of a breakdown. This can also be used to name the person as such. The person usually screams that they want bread or lead. The word "Loonah" is also a common spelling error of "Cloonah" or "Loony". The person will often suffer emotional outbursts or strange intertwining of fingers.
(Loonah): I want bread!!! I want lead!!
Person T: Whoops, looks like we got another "loonah"

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Person P: Dude, have you seen that guy who is faaaaaaaacked?
Person B: The guy is loonah.

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(Loonah): Let's get serious..
Persons T,P,B: What sort of line? A pipeline?
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loophole

A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.

Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.

Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!

Joe: You sick fuck.
by the pwn3r August 8, 2006
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loopables

The off brand version of fruit loops that is the cereal equivalent of La Croix and tastes like cardboard that was transported near tropical fruit.
I had some loopables this morning, not the best start to my day...
by CU_later October 28, 2018
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