Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007

chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying

don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua

by hoag n1m March 10, 2022

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.

"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

Ta Lon

Ta Lon a beautiful and sexy person. A nice, loving, adorable, and caring friend. He’s known to be better in a relationship. Ta Lon’s is super loyal.

You and Ta Lon make such a good couple.
I know Ta Lon is so nice.

by Yokersomer November 21, 2021

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 25, 2010

Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.

Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025