lonk

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

Where'd the lonk for the zoom call?

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

Lonk

Someone who you know feels the exact same way about you and wouldnt ever change up on you

amelia: you’re my lonk.
daisy: i know because youre my lonk too

by amelia reverie February 22, 2023

Lonk

Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."

Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."

by OnlyWonderwall August 12, 2023

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020

lonk

long but in autumn language.

i took a lonk nap again

by vereeeee January 13, 2021

LONK

LINKS COUSIN FROM PENNSYLVANIA U IDOT! ( Hero of pennslyvania )

LONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by LoNk! April 8, 2021

Lonk

'Lonk' is a misspell of link, this happens because the letter 'i' is just beside the letter 'o' in the normal QWERTY keyboard.

Person A: Hey guys, what's the lonk for Math class?
Person B: Lonk?
Person A: *link

by PleaseDon'tKillMe7 May 10, 2021