Legomance

A fanwork of Lord of the Rings, usually fanfiction, containing a romance with Legolas Greenleaf and another character. Overly used with Mary-Sues.

Mary-Sues are fanfics in which the author places him/herself in the story. Disliked by the majority of fandom population.

Did you read that one Lord of the Rings fanfic I told you about?

Yeah, but I don't see what was so special about it. It was just another Legomance.

by mellojelloo April 4, 2005

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jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

by Pobecax April 22, 2006

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Leomar

Leomar is a gangster. He is Steve Jobs, Nipsey Hu$$le, Tupac Shakur, and Basquiat reincarnated. Untouchable. Visionary. Leader. Voice for the people. He can fuck with any woman that he wants although he doesn’t womanize because he is respectful, in that way, he is like Ghandi. He wants to create a safe environment for his future family and future generations. Anyone who disagrees is a hater. Anyone who gets in the way is an opposition. The majority of the world is filled with those already so it consistently remains blasé. And interestingly enough, anonymity is the face that these cowards display. A face of cowardice. He laughs at the face of opposition. LEGEND. GOD. UNTOUCHABLE. =LEOMAR

Leomar is OG AND UNFUCKWITTABLE.

by God creator of the universe August 16, 2019

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Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

by Das Jens December 9, 2008

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Lehmanesque

poppycock; perplexing; possibly fraudulent, esp. math.

I like that Jehovah's Witnesses believe that everyone will be brought back to life. But how could trillions of people share the Earth? The math is Lehmanesque.

by iamstarheart June 12, 2011

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