lesusexual

When you can't determine a lesbians gender

"Is that a guy or a girl?"
"Looks like a lesusexual to me"

by _junniphurlee December 4, 2014

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

leansexual

A person who is attracted to the intoxicating drug lean

"im a leansexual, a person attracted to lean"
"stfu"

by FLINFLINMODE February 28, 2022

Levisexual

Atraction only for Levi Ackermann from Attack in Titan, that's it

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry, i'm Levisexual

by LeviIsDaddy December 19, 2020

Leosexual

When a person is extremely attracted to people whose zodiac sign’s a leo.

Some girl: oh my god, it’s the third time I’m falling in love with a leo!
Her friend: yeah well, you’re probably leosexual because of that!

by Nutsakooo January 7, 2021

Lomosexual

Someone who gets excited by eating Peruvian food, but especially Lomo Saltado, a Chinese style wok fried dish using steak strips, oyster sauce, soy sauce, capsicum and tomato. Tradionally served with rice and fried potatoes.

"Jonny has become such a Lomosexual. All he wants to do is eat ceviche and drink Pisco Sours!"

by jonnyfromnz February 21, 2018

lensexual

A sexual attraction to Vikz.

I want Vikz inside of me so badly! I'm such a lensexual!

by sp_3 March 2, 2019