Leaky diff

After plowing her deeper than a Victorian farmers shy horse in the middle of summer and you nut in her Mary. Her growler is gonna be leaking more than beaver’s dam after a flash flood

After being balls deep in her vadge for 6 hours and you nutted in her more times times than jehavos witness has banged on a door she’s gonna have a serious case of thee old leaky diff

by Mushnuts December 20, 2019

Lefty Lucy

A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.

Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.

by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021

Slammin' Lefty

Slang for an erection.

Rob: Dude, I saw this totally hot chick the other day.
Steve: Really? How hot?
Rob: I got a slammin' lefty over her, no jokes.

by steffimetal March 27, 2009

Leaky Madison

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.

"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."

by WeirdFetishes December 11, 2009

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

Leaky Tuesdays

The term "Leaky Tuesdays" is used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant slow trickle of watered down semen from the male genitals.

Man, Steven is really having the Leaky Tuesdays.

by TheYellowBrickRoad January 30, 2017

leeky leek

Dust, Angel Dust, PCP, gets you fucked up, bronx terminology originally.

Let me hit dat leeky leek yo.

by Skizzy September 22, 2003