Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

by T-Mo aka Poopman December 29, 2008

New Labour

Old torys.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Shia Labeouf

An individual who fornicates with robots.

Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.

by FomeDe September 2, 2009

Labiologist

A male who specializes in the study of external female genitalia

After going down on his girlfriend, the guy decided that he was self-proclaimed certified labiologist.

by Hotoddee-ChinLick February 16, 2009

The Labeouf

The act of a nerdy/dorky/geeky guy getting the hot chick. This tends to only happen in Shia LaBeouf movies, but happens in real life as well.

Ted "Yo dude, billy has a hot girlfriend!!"
John "Yeah, he pulled The LaBeouf."

by EpicSmith93 September 20, 2009

child labour

Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education

A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid

Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!

by LKZ_03 February 26, 2015

Laboursexual

A New Zealand Labour Party voter or supporter that is not physically able to be a feminazi but is empowered by the feminine side to be a homo-loving tree-hugging man-hating tax-robbing scumbag.

A. Hey, have you seen Mickey's latest nonsense in Opinion?
B. Ignore him. He's a Laboursexual.

by mark16 October 22, 2008