sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

Lobsterjuiceachino

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!

by Daddycrew November 7, 2012

fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005

swarm of locust

A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.

6:47pm - Banging on front door

Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.

6:54pm - Door slams

Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.

by BA2theMAX February 8, 2008

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

by banananna89 September 17, 2013

Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

by livetheshoree February 7, 2010