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lmaoCandyy

lmaoCandyy, known as one of the few good tweeters on twitter, suspended multiple times he still comes back in hope of blowing up. He's also known as a 6ft 2in lightskin bastard, loved and adored by all. Probably best you let him know you're streaming if you're playing with him or you'll get terminated.
lmaoCandyy is such a menace to society.
When I grow up I want to be like lmaoCandyy
by AvgDefiner February 2, 2021
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lmaoroflpimp

A: *tells a joke*
B: LMAOROFLPIMP!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11
by bob May 13, 2005
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lmaorotf

1) Internet jargon abbreviation for "Laughing my ass off, rolling on the floor". Used only in the funniest of all situations.
Also see: rotflmao, lmao, and lol
LMAOROTF, thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
by UberFishCakesWithRanch March 8, 2004
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Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer
Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb
by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010
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Lmaomammal

Ever since the internet was created, many have pondered relentlessly on a single subject. It rose above all the other web circulating questions,
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"

Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.

It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"

But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.

Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.

It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."

So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.
"What's a lmaomammal?"

"-Sigh-"
by Brooke. September 12, 2007
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Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor laughing biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.
Timmy: I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Jimmy: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
Timmy: ...my "lol" is insignificant
by ohemgeeitscor November 17, 2009
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lmaoa

Laughing My Ass Off Again
Also an add on to the online phrase 'lmao' or Laughing My Ass Off.
Guy1: He called a biker a bitch.
Guy2: Lmao!
Guy1: The biker nearly beat his ass to death.
Guy2: Lmaoa!
by Slavik Von Stockholm June 7, 2005
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