linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014

LINGUINI

A name for a girl who isfat and white and loves to butt into conversations.

HAVE YOU SEEN LINGUINI?

NO YOU?

by Lmaobshboi May 8, 2018

Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

by Erika May 10, 2004

The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003

linguiny

when your legs or other body parts become weak or fragile.

As soon as i cracked that nigga his legs started lookin like linguiny.

by phibzy f baby December 14, 2007