Ligma male

A highly-independent, self-reliant who chooses to forego the social hierarchy of favor of licking balls to steal power from others

Person 1: "I became a tier 3 ligma male yesterday"
Beta Kuck: "what?"
Chad: "ligma balls"
*beta kuck dies*
*person 1 just came*

by @real_ligma_male February 28, 2022

ligma

Ligma is a trick to get your friends to say "Whats ligma?". Then, You say "LIGMA BALLZ!!!". You may lose friends after this.

Friend: "Whats ligma?"
You: "LIGMA BALLZ!!!"

by MynamjeffBOI October 31, 2018

Ligma

The fatal disease that is famously known for killing the 2nd best Fortnite player, Ninja. Ninja has been battling this disease for many months, and Wednesday, July 17, it tragically took his life. No one knew how fatal Ligma could be until it killed our racist, anti-immigrant, Fortnite-streamer. Ligma got a “Victory Royale” by eliminating him. Rip.

retarded fan: “Oh my! Ninja died? HOW? I CAN’T TAKE THIS! HE CAN’T BE DEAD! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!”
me: “He died of Ligma. It’s okay man, i’m in denial too, but we have to move on. He would want it to be this way. 😪 “

by jjgodzilla619 July 18, 2018

druggie limo

The choice of ride for strung out crack dealers and druggies....aka two wheeled bicycle(typically hot).

The crackhead returned to the flop house on her druggie limo!!

by Fuomd June 16, 2019

Prom Night Limo Liplock

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

by Poor Blake July 11, 2006

Prison Limo

Verb/Noun - Long and black with ten in the back....

Joey got busted for minor possession, and while in the slammer he got a prison limo by his cellmate Tyrone.

by Larry Large Head October 27, 2011

Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019