C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."

Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

by Larsbarz69 February 20, 2022

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020