An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F
Pronounced Mim-el-get
Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011
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Bro 1: Damn that girl is so hot.
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!
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