koozy

To define a person as cool and crazy!

Ozzy: DAMN!! GIRL U KOOZY!!!!!!

Maria:*wink* XD I know!!!

by desperado45 June 25, 2010

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018