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White Knighting

White Knighting, when used by gamers, refers to players that show up to avenge wrong-doing, often without knowing anything about the situation and/or without investigating the context.
One player accidentally killed another when they jumped in front of them when they were fully aimed. The player in question was immediately white knighted. It only took seconds before the entire team were white knighting and we lost because everyone was too busy fighting each other to fight the enemy.
by camo_man September 7, 2020
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white knighting

When a male, preferably after sex, stands before a kneeling female, whom he preferably just had sex with, and cums on both of her shoulders before declaring her a "knight of the white table." The more cum used, the better.
Male: "Yeah, I brought her back, fucked her, then white knighted her."
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"
by Matty Moran the Man May 24, 2012
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black knighting

The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".

Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:

Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.

Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
by Anon989989 May 9, 2016
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white knighting

when a man shoots his warm load over your shoulders

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When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
Bob: "Did you hear about that guy who thirstily stood up for girls on the internet?"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
by Credible Quinn September 20, 2019
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Cock Knighting

The act of dubbing a girl with your cock, like a king knighting a subject. This must be done while the girl is on her knees, looking up expectantly and patiently.
'She'll officially be my girl friend after the Cock Knighting ceremony'
by NDTBF February 14, 2012
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Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.
Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.
by Stephaniekate88 June 19, 2018
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White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
by Spin Shady January 13, 2021
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